Hey there, y’all! Every Man Thinks He’s A Romeo Let’s start this meet and greet off with a few get-to-know-ya one liners. My name is Jodi Linton. I live in Texas. I’m so not married to a cowboy, and yeah…I drive a Mazda. That’s suburbia calling there, folks. Now on…
Tag: Worst Pickup Line
The scene: Culinary school. 1996. A studious woman sits in the front row. A dude sits in the row behind her. She doesn’t notice him. Class begins. Dude (leaning over her shoulder): Does this tie match my pants? Woman (irritated by the interruption): Uh…sure? As it turned out, he’d gotten…