Mind you, this was in high school where everything was “the worst” because no one knew what they were doing and we were all fumbling around trying to be whatever we thought we were trying to be…. So. There was this boy. Cute. Sweet. Captain of the football team.…
Tag: Worst Pick up Lines
It’s been a long time since I’ve heard pick-up lines directed to me, being married for thirty-one years, but I have two college-age sons who are girl-magnets. That’s not bragging, either. Both boys can walk into a store, or library, or anyplace, stand and look befuddled, and within five minutes…
To Be, or Not To Be…An Idiot There are few things that get an author’s attention like a literary pick-up line. A guy on OKCupid didn’t get a date, but he did get me to talk to him by asking if I’d ever heard any Harry Potter pick-up lines. I…
Back in the day, I made a living off selling tiny rocks for thousands of dollars for a well-known jewelry store. I loved my job. Well, except the marriage proposals, constant flirting from men who were supposed to be buying something for their girlfriends, and the overall annoying teenage boys…
I’ve been struggling with writing about pickup lines because, to be honest, it’s been a good while since I’ve heard one—but I’m six months pregnant so I think I’m grateful for that. Being deep in the throes of pregnancy brain, I truly can’t remember being picked up all that often…
Is there such a thing as too many adjectives? When I saw the opportunity to post the worst pickup line ever, only one thing came to mind: the overuse of descriptions. You know that saying, “If at first you don’t succeed…?” This can be applied to pickup lines. Some find…
I started thinking about this subject as I read through some of the blogs in this series. Didn’t take me but a moment to recall a memory that I’d tried to forget. I wasn’t long out of college, but enough time had passed without a job offer in my field…