I have never been the victim of a bad pick-up line. Should I be insulted by that? Or heartened? I don’t know. I’ve been told by my guy friends that I’m unapproachable. That I exude some sort of penis relaxant that wafts through the air and warns men to…
Tag: Pick-up Lines
It’s funny how pickup lines when you’re younger don’t sound that bad, but as you get older you realize that they’re awful and usually a bit creepy. And when you’re young, it’s especially hard to filter out the genuine from the creepy when you don’t get picked up often…
Hmmm…the worst pick-up line I ever fell for? Let me think about that. I have some awfully good ones in the running: – The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is we can start dating now and not worry about sexual harassment muddying the waters. – You…
Now, I don’t know if it’s just a reflection on me, or the fact that I was a bit of a ladette during The Pick-Up years but I never really got chatted up much. However I do remember overhearing a couple of notable cringe-making moments. There was the incident…
I’ll just start by saying I’ve been off the market for a long time. I’m talking 21 years. But I’ll get to that later. First, bring on the pick-up lines so cheesy I’m going to need some wine and crackers to go with them. Come on, ladies. Admit it.…
When I was younger I had a good friend who was, well, how can I put this – freaking gorgeous. Blonde, busty, great legs, one of those cute heart shaped faces with little chipmunk cheeks. I, on the other hand, was short and curvy and basically pretty damn invisible…
Christine Bell here, and I’m so excited to come and tell you about the WORST pick-up line I ever fell for. I’ll admit right out the gate, it’s not something I’m proud of. But hopefully, as we take a little trip back in time, you’ll see why I did.…